Charlize Theron is fully on board for one-night stands — especially after her most recent experience.
“I’ve probably had three one-night stands in my entire life,” Theron, 49, shared during her Wednesday, July 2, appearance on the “Call Her Daddy” podcast. “But I did just recently f*** a 26-year-old and it was really f***ing amazing. And I’ve never done that. I was like, ‘Oh, this is great. OK.’”
Elsewhere in their conversation about dating, Theron said that on the rare occasion she has one-night stands, she thinks: “I should have done this in my 20s.”
When it comes to her dating life, Theron has no issue telling it like it is. She confirmed earlier this month that she’s on Raya — and she has a lot of thoughts about the men she comes across on the app.
“The apps are just horrible,” she said during Wednesday’s podcast. “It’s not hard, it’s a f***ing clown show. I’m sorry, guys, but please. Like, no.”
The actress offered advice to men as a way to strengthen their dating app profiles.
“Not because I want to date you, but because I want to help you. No Burning Man photos. No photos of you with other women. I don’t care,” she said. “I don’t want to know that you have girlfriends. And I don’t want you shooting a f***ing selfie in your closet of your hand in a jean pocket.”
Theron added, “It makes my vagina close. I just can’t. And don’t tell me you’re a CEO because you’re not. Like, I’m sorry. Of what? Of some business you can’t explain to me that none of my friends can understand, like, no.”
Theron clarified that she was “not trying to be mean,” saying she just wants to help.
“I’m a 50-ass-year-old woman telling you, ‘Don’t do it,’” she added. “Girls don’t like it. They don’t f***ing like it.”
Theron also said that she doesn’t have many dating experiences at this point in her life.
“I was married from the time that I was, like, having sex to the time that I had my last relationship. Then I had children,” she said. “Who has f***ing time for dates and shaving and waxing and makeup? I’ve got two children that have to go to school.”
While Theron has never actually been married, she has a few long-term romances under her belt. As for her children, Theron adopted daughters Jackson and August in 2012 and 2015, respectively.
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