Rosie O’Donnell is never one to mince words, but this week she’s gone full throttle, setting her sights—laser-sharp—on Jeff Bezos, his big-money wedding, and his new wife, Lauren Sanchez. The comedian and talk show legend is letting the world know exactly how she feels about the Amazon founder’s over-the-top nuptials, and she’s not pulling any punches when it comes to the couple’s choices, their spending, or the guest list packed with Hollywood’s A-listers.

Before and After: Rosie’s IG Bombshell

It all started on Monday, when Rosie took to Instagram and dropped a bomb for her 2 million followers: a before-and-after photo collage of Lauren Sanchez, Bezos’ new bride. The caption? Pure Rosie. She called Lauren Jeff’s “fake fembot wife,” a not-so-subtle dig at Sanchez’s rumored cosmetic enhancements, and then asked the question that’s been on a lot of minds: Why did Bezos leave his “salt of the earth” ex-wife, MacKenzie Scott, for someone so different?

Rosie’s post wasn’t just a throwaway jab. She linked her Instagram followers straight to her Substack, where she really let loose—unfiltered, poetic, and even more scathing. There, she accused Bezos of “selling his soul to the devil,” and described the wedding as a spectacle of “gross excess” that made her stomach turn. For Rosie, it wasn’t just about two people getting married—it was about what their celebration represented in a world where so many are struggling.

The Billionaire Bash Heard Round the World

While Rosie was busy calling out the “gross excess,” the rest of the world was gawking at the guest list and the jaw-dropping price tag. Bezos and Sanchez’s Friday wedding bash was, by all accounts, the event of the season. Hollywood’s elite turned out in force: Sydney Sweeney, the Kardashian-Jenners, Orlando Bloom, and more all made appearances, dressed to the nines and ready to party.

But not everyone was eager to celebrate. Rosie wasn’t the only celeb to give the wedding a hard pass. Charlize Theron, never one to hold back herself, reportedly said all the guests “flat-out sucked,” and news anchor Katie Couric took a swipe at Lauren’s bridal look, dragging the gown on her own social media. The message from the sidelines was clear: not everyone is buying what Bezos and Sanchez are selling.

Rosie’s Righteous Rage: “Bigger Issues Than Bezos’ Billions”

On her Substack, Rosie’s critique went far beyond personal jabs. She turned her attention to the bigger picture, slamming the billions spent on the wedding while millions of Americans are losing access to Medicaid and SNAP benefits. To Rosie, the contrast couldn’t be more stark—or more offensive. She accused Bezos of orchestrating the wedding as a way to “score a fat tax break,” and called out the entire spectacle as a symbol of everything that’s wrong with wealth inequality in America.

Her words struck a chord with many fans, who flocked to her comments section to voice their agreement. “You said what we’re all thinking, Rosie!” wrote one follower. Another added, “It’s disgusting to see so much money wasted while people can’t afford groceries.” For Rosie, it was preaching to the choir—but her sermon was loud, clear, and impossible to ignore.

The Critics Versus the Couture

Of course, not everyone was on Team Rosie. Lauren Sanchez, for her part, seemed completely unfazed by the criticism. After all, when you’re Mrs. Bezos, critics come second to couture. Paparazzi shots from the wedding showed Sanchez beaming in her designer wedding dress, surrounded by celebrities and luxury at every turn. If the shade bothered her, she didn’t let it show.

And why would she? For Lauren, this wedding wasn’t just about romance—it was about stepping into a new role as one of the world’s most-watched women. With Bezos by her side, she’s now part of a power couple that can command headlines, turn heads, and, apparently, survive even the sharpest celebrity snark.

Social Media Erupts: Fans Take Sides

As Rosie’s posts made the rounds, social media lit up with hot takes and hashtags. Some praised Rosie for speaking truth to power, while others accused her of jealousy or bitterness. “Rosie’s just mad she didn’t get an invite,” joked one Twitter user. Another shot back, “Rosie’s got a point—no one needs a $20 million wedding.”

The debate didn’t stop there. Commenters dissected Lauren’s look, the guest list, and the sheer scale of the wedding. Some marveled at the opulence, calling it a “fairy tale come true,” while others called it “tone-deaf” and “out of touch.” The divide was clear: in a country grappling with economic uncertainty, Bezos’ wedding became a Rorschach test for how Americans feel about wealth, privilege, and the people who have both.

The A-List Absentees: Not Everyone’s Buying In

It wasn’t just Rosie and Charlize Theron who skipped the celebration. Several other big names quietly declined their invitations, choosing not to be part of what some are calling “the billionaire parade.” For those who did attend, the party was a chance to rub elbows and make headlines. For those who stayed away, it was a statement—subtle or not—about what matters most.

Katie Couric’s critique of Lauren’s bridal look was just the tip of the iceberg. Behind the scenes, insiders say there was plenty of private eye-rolling about the wedding’s extravagance, the guest list, and the spectacle of it all. In Hollywood, where image is everything, sometimes the most powerful statement is simply not showing up.

Rosie’s Final Word: “There’s More to Life Than Money”

In the end, Rosie O’Donnell’s takedown of Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez wasn’t just about one wedding, one couple, or even one billionaire. It was about what their celebration represents at a time when so many are struggling to make ends meet. For Rosie, the message was clear: there’s more to life than money, and sometimes, the most important thing you can do is speak out—no matter who’s listening.

As for Jeff and Lauren? The wedding is over, the critics have had their say, and the world has moved on to the next headline. But if Rosie’s posts are any indication, the conversation about wealth, privilege, and what really matters is just getting started.